Attention, Attention.

You want attention.
You want validation.
You want people to think you're more than a pseudo-intellectual blowhard.
But they will never think that.
Because you're lacking in almost every department.
No one cares about you, let alone the silly websites you go to.
You're a waste of time.
You help people get through the mundane.

4 comments:

Snark the Boat said...

It's obvious all the hatred is overcompensation for a 3 centimeter peter!

Anonymous said...

Why won't this blog just curl up and die?

Shark the Float said...

Because idiots like you (and me) keep reading it.

The Photoshoptor Doctor said...

You want attention.

Says the idiot writing bad poetry about a website.

You want validation.

I'm self-validating. It makes parking a breeze.

You want people to think you're more than a pseudo-intellectual blowhard.

A ridularious assumption.

But they will never think that.

Nice sentence structure, asshole. Public school much?

Because you're lacking in almost every department.

I still shame you every day of the week.

No one cares about you,

Your mom does...

let alone the awesome websites you go to.

FTFY

You're a waste of time.

Why is it that people get on the Net and automatically become experts on whether or not a person is wasting time? Personally, I think most things are a waste of time. Hell, the time you took to write "you're a waste of time" was a waste of time. Now get back to work.

You help people get through the mundane.

I don't get this last line. Could someone help me get through it?